Today In Greek Class

Stan Harstine - "Because it says God's only begotten son, people assume that it means Adam came down, had sex with Mary and baby Jesus was born. Because that was the belief back then right? They believed that gods came down and had sex with mortal women to make babies. Can I say that word in this class?"
Me - Babies?
Class - Hahaha!
(Five minuets later)
Cassie - Hahaha! I can't stop laughing! Babies!

Today in Greek Class

Lindsey A.: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Everyone: Bless you, bless you, bless you, bless you...
Dr. Harstine: ... Well keep going. We don't want your brain to freeze or you head to explode.
Lindsey A.: That would be sick. Their would be like Greek everywhere.

Today in Psalms Class

Rabbi Nissim Wernick - I'll give three points on their final grade to whoever can tell me the prophets. Go!
Me - You mean the minor prophets?
Rabbi Nissim Wernick - Yes!
Me - Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi.
Rabbi Nissim Wernick - Wow. He did it! Okay! Three points to you! Look at me! I'm a Jew and I'm giving three points to a German!