Today in Greek Class

Lindsey A.: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Everyone: Bless you, bless you, bless you, bless you...
Dr. Harstine: ... Well keep going. We don't want your brain to freeze or you head to explode.
Lindsey A.: That would be sick. Their would be like Greek everywhere.

Today in Psalms Class

Rabbi Nissim Wernick - I'll give three points on their final grade to whoever can tell me the prophets. Go!
Me - You mean the minor prophets?
Rabbi Nissim Wernick - Yes!
Me - Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi.
Rabbi Nissim Wernick - Wow. He did it! Okay! Three points to you! Look at me! I'm a Jew and I'm giving three points to a German!