Romans Class Today

Dr. Harstine: Any Rangers Fans?

Me: What's a Ranger?

Corey A: Seriously? Like Texas Rangers?

Me: You mean like Walker? Walker Texas Ranger?

Josephine H: Haha. Ty, that's awesome.

Greek Class Conversation Today

Dr. Harstine: Now after telling you all of that information your eyes have now glazed over. Some of you aren't even making eye contact with me. Haley...

(Haley checking her hair for split ends)
Haley A: What? Oh! I'm sorry! I'm an audio learner! I learn from listening! Not watching! I also have to be doing something while listening! It's how I learn!

Lindsey A: Is that why you text in class?

Whole class: Ooohhh!!!

Haley A: Shut up Lindsey!

After the after-party at the Ulrich Museum for the closing gala of the Tallgrass Film Festival

You know after-parties at art galleries with artsy people seem so cool in the movies but they're nothing like the after-parties in real life. In real life you wait in line forever for a drink and then you have to wait in another line for food and once you get to the end of the food line you find out they've run out of hors d'oeuvres. So not only are you drunk, but you have no food. - Megan Mendenhall