After the after-party at the Ulrich Museum for the closing gala of the Tallgrass Film Festival

You know after-parties at art galleries with artsy people seem so cool in the movies but they're nothing like the after-parties in real life. In real life you wait in line forever for a drink and then you have to wait in another line for food and once you get to the end of the food line you find out they've run out of hors d'oeuvres. So not only are you drunk, but you have no food. - Megan Mendenhall