(Sidenote. In Faith & Learning or Chapel at Friends University, we usually have a guest speaker and before the speaker talks, we have a past or present student perform a song. Today, some kid inappropriately decided to promote a song off his new album. The song was called, "Sexy Lady".)
You know I liked that song he sang before I came up. "Sexy ladies..." That's a good song. You know 20 years ago I thought I was having a heart attack. They rushed me in and what they found was that I had dislocateded a rib and it was poking my heart. I ended up being fine. My doctor told me in my check up that if I lost a 100 lbs I'd live to be one-hundred. 100 for one-hundred right? I was like, "Nah... it wasn't worth it." Being 60 and fat, my wife told me that I can have girlfriends now. Can you believe it? She said, "Good luck"! I guess she doesn't think I can get one now. Any takers? Anyone? Anyone?
(One girl in the back raises her hand.)
You!? Really? Meet me afterwards. "Sexy ladies..."
- Steve Jacobs, scientist for Myth Busters
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