Greek Class Today

Dr. Harstine: What is the plural of man?
Class: MEN.
Dr. Harstine: What is the plural of woman?
Class: WOMEN.
Dr. Harstine: What is the plural of deer?
Half the class: ... DEER?
Other half of class: DEERS?
Dr. Harstine: What is the plural of moose?
One Third of the class: MOOSES?
One Third of the class: MEECE?
One Third of the class: MEESES?
Dr. What is the plural of mouse?
Class: MICE.
Dr. Harstine: Does any of this make sense?
Class: NO.