Me - I wish I could go to the runway show but I have to work.
Melissa Chinn - I should go. I've never been to a runway show.
Me - I can see you sitting on the front row. Wearing big over sized Yoko Ono sunglasses. Cigarette hanging out of your mouth.
Melissa - Yeah! I'd be like, "Models... Pff... And these clothes are so last year. You models suck at walking. In fact, you just suck. I throw my cigarette at you."
Me - Yeah and you just throw it on the runway. Well Saturday I'm judging a high school debate...
Melissa - In Andover!? Me too! I'm one of the judges!
Me - What am I supposed to wear? A suit? Maybe a shirt and tie?
Melissa - Wear whatever you want. Wear pajamas. Now if you were in the debate, you would have to dress up. I was in debate in high school and we had to dress up.
Me - I can see you sitting there judging Saturday, with your big sunglasses on and a cigarette hanging out of your mouth...
Melissa - And I'll be like, "You suck at debate. I would throw my cigarette at you but you're not even worth my cigarette."
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